Say, do you want to take over the world? Have the leaders of the free world grovelling at your feet? Show that 'super-agent', the one that looks like the guy who used to beat you up in high-school, exactly who's boss now?
Sure, we all do.
But have you considered the actual logistics of it all. In our daydreams, it's all hunky-dory, a piece of cake; after all, your Magma Detonator is almost finished, out there in the garage, and once it is, who's to stop you?
C'mon, use your head! World domination is just about the threat of massive destruction if your petty whims aren't catered too, it's also about style! You can't call the President and demand huge sums of money while wearing a bathrobe and eating Fruit-Loops! Nobody's going to take a super-villain based in suburban Portland seriously, no matter how powerful his Earthquake Machine might be! You need to show them you mean business! You gotta have a lair, henchmen in matching outfits that you can randomly murder to make a point, a slinky assistant, robots, lasers, all kinds of stuff that says, "Kneel before Zod!" in no uncertain terms!
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