Monday, October 29, 2007

In the before times...

In the long, long ago...
There was once an ancient sage
Who thought of his home
As his clothes.
One day
Visitors came
And found the sage naked.
The sage was asked,
'Why are you naked?'
And the sage asked in return,
'What are you doing
In my pants?'

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Is it wrong that this delights me?

This is why I got into comics as a kid. The sheer insanity of it all.

http://superdickery.com/dick/46.html

Just look at the cover depicted in the link. Plane crashing into building? Check. Car accident? Check. Train derailment, not just coming down on the car accident, but also with optional festive falling bodies? Check. And the cherry on top, the guy on the right getting shot in the back with a rifle, getting a gun-barrel backiotomy, as it were, from point-blank range. All while Lois and Superman stride off, teeth ablaze, with the simple joy of not giving a shit about any of it.

Really, if you're gonna have people in skintight costumes galivanting about, why not go nuts?