Fun in Basic Training

One day, our entire company was going through different stations covering the basics of first aid. When I got to the station for treating a gunshot, the guy handling the run-through had me treat my partner first. After he critiqued my attempt, he told me to pretend to be shot so my partner could try his hand. I pointed up the hill and said, 'Oh my god, a guy with a gun!'. They both turned to look, and when they turned back, I was lying on the ground. They both started laughing...