I think most people have heard about how UFO's have supposedly been abducting our cows. If you haven't heard of this phenomenon, congratulations, you are being much more productive with your time than I am. To bring you up to speed, aliens have been helping themselves to our large dairy creatures for quite some time. Unbelievable? The truth always is, my friend.
But what if these Space Brothers aren't just running away with free chuck steak? What if, open your mind real wide, and just ask yourself, what if the little gray dudes are trying to help? What if there's a war beyond the stars, with the Human-Gray Alliance opposed by the evil Bovine Imperium? Suppose this war came to our little planet ages ago, and was fought to a standstill? In the end, the Gray's died off and the cows lost their intelligence?
But every once in a while, a genius among cows is born. One which possesses at least a little of the psychic powers that allowed its stellar cow brothers to subjugate an entire galaxy under their mind-controlling hooves. And the Gray midgets who keep watch over us until we're ready to rejoin the Alliance sweep down, and remove this threat from our midst.
Make me feel better about liking steak, y'know?
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